Tuesday, March 30, 2010

the gal behind the camera is ticked off

So you want a post about me, huh? Well, you asked for it. I have a rant that has been dying to get out, and, too bad for you, this is it's venue. This particular pet peeve is about fashion. Now, ya'll know that I'm not a fashion diva like some (Sarah). However, I do occasionally enjoy looking cute. Occasionally. Unfortunately, I have recently gone shopping to get some fun spring stuff. And yes, I mean unfortunately. First of all, there is a total lack of originality. Every rack seems to be a blast from the past. Clothing not just influenced by, but taken directly from past decades. I see the 50's, 60's, 70's, and God help us, the 80's. And not even cute stuff. No. The absolute ugliest stuff. The kind of choices that made me shudder for those who were forced to wear them way back when. Especially from the 80's. I mean, seriously, frills and polka dots, huge noisy prints and shoulder pads, STONE WASHED JEANS!!!! What the hell! I couldn't look cute in that crap even if I tried! Very few people could (Sarah).
That's only part one of the rant. Part two has to do with being a big girl. You know, for a while there, it wasn't so bad being big. Clothes actually started to have some shape and style. Stores were starting to carry bigger shoes that didn't look like boats. I was starting to have some hope. And then this absolutely bass-akwards fashion season started. It's like the stores have reverted to thinking that big girls SHOULD look like couches. "Let's give them some square, boxy tops with a huge, bright pink, floral print, and pants that come up too high and have elastic. Yes! Perfect!" Is this a ploy by the perfect people to make all of the fat people want to commit suicide? If not literally, then fashionably and socially? I had a complete flashback moment the other day. It was like I was 13 again. I go into a store (I would change the store's name to protect the innocent, but I'm not that nice- KOHL's!!!! You suck!! Fire your "Women's Clothing" buyer and hire someone with some taste!!) and they have some really cute stuff...in the "regular" section. So I get excited. Perhaps a spring dress? Perhaps some cute tops with jeans? Surely they would have a comparable selection for us big-boned gals. I don't expect EVERYTHING they have in the normal sizes to be carried over, but at least something to choose from. You see, I had been lulled into hoping by the last few years where stores had been beginning to see the light. So I excitedly roamed the store for my section. I found the section at first by passing a particularly hideous blouse and shuddering. With a sinking feeling, I take a closer look. Yep, size 18. I try to console myself. Of course there are some things that don't match my taste. But as I look up, I am assaulted by rack after rack of ugly. Ok, maybe that's an exaggeration. There weren't that many racks. The section itself can be passed in six steps- no doubt to help cuter people avoid the total eyesore of the section. Here's a hint people: If the clothing makes the models on the tags look like cows in bright loud prints- IT AIN'T A GOOD LOOK!! And seriously people, thick, horizontal stripes? Aside from looking like a four year old boy, why would big girls need to look wider? We don't need any help with that- we've got that down! Everything else looked, well, I'll just say "expletive, expletive". I guess the up side is that any big girls who are nurses are going to have plenty of scrubs to choose from this season. Of course they will look like their great grandmother's love seat with the hot pink florals. But I'm sure the square cut will help to flatter them. If you'll excuse me, I'm having a flashback to the store, and I think I'm going to be sick.
Ok, I'm back. So I wandered the twelve foot square of shopping area that I was allowed, hoping in vain that it was more like a treasure hunt- maybe hidden behind some confidence eating blouse and elastic banded pant combo there was a cute top waiting to be discovered. No such luck. It's bad enough that once you realize that this was the crap you are supposed to wear, that you have to leave the store by passing all of the cute stuff no one thought you deserved. It took every ounce of self control I had not to chew out one of the workers there. I was sorely tempted to take some of the more disgusting pieces from the "Women's" section and put them in the front row of all of the normal section racks. Seriously, if that's what they sold everywhere, the damned store would go out of business faster than you could blink. And you know what- they don't even have an excuse!!! This is a brand spankin new store! It's not like they've had these clothes around forever, and aren't allowed to buy more until the hideous things have gone. Nope. Someone went out and CHOSE for me to look like crap. Thanks. Thanks a lot (dripping with sarcasm). So I think I may choose to boycott Kohls, or harass their corporate office into buying something that would make me feel better about myself, instead of making me feel like diving head-first into a vat of ice cream and staying there for the rest of my days.
Anyway, that is my rant. DOWN WITH KOHLS!!!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Far and Away


Spring is so tauntingly close that it kills me. While yes, weather here is considerably better than other places I've lived (Illinois anyone?), there is a down side to Colorado Springs winters. They are completely bi-polar! One day it's freezing, snowing, sleeting- what you would expect from an average winters day. Then the next day, it's 60 degrees, sunshiny and beautiful! You start to really appreciate sunshine actually touching your skin, when the weather drastically changes yet again. Blizzard! The worst is when you go into work and it's nice out, spend all day in the basement without windows, and leave to discover a winter wonderland. All I can say is - LAYER! Never leave your coat at home, no matter how it looks outside. And while you may think you know how to drive on the snow and ice, there are a whole heck of a lot of people out there who don't.

So in deference to spring, who keeps ridiculously peeking its head around the corner of winter, just to go back into hiding again, this post will be full of an outdoor sport. Soccer. Because I feel like kicking something.


Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

Although I am a Canon girl, I must admit, when shooting night games in a stadium with cruddy lighting, the Nikon D700 does a dang good job. You can crank the ISO up to 3200 before it starts to degrade. And that's a heck of a lot better than the measley 500 that our D200's were giving us. And if you understood none of that rant, I'm sorry, just enjoy the pictures.

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

A little note about frames per second, or fps. If you dig shooting fast paced outdoor sports, this is a very important number. The higher the number, like 7 or 8, the better. It makes the difference between catching a great shot in the midst of a fast play, or almost catching a great shot (believe me, that feeling sucks!). It comes into play when you are shooting continuously. Rapid fire. When you hold down the shutter release and it snaps a bunch of pics in a row. Now, I don't recommend you shoot an entire game this way. It's a waste. If you want a movie, get a camcorder. I mainly use it when I know a moment is coming up that will be short, but packed with action. Sometimes you can get a great series, but generally, you choose the best shot out of the group. It's annoying to see five seperate pictures that differ only in silly ways, like "look, his foot moved three inches in this picture." It's more like you want to pick the shot with the ball in the right place, the people's eyes either open, or showing appropriate sports faces, and limbs unobscured. Also be aware of where hands and feet end up in your image. You can easily take an innocent picture of two guys grappling for a ball, and suddenly it seems like a hand is going for the wrong ball. Needless to say, before you decide to publish something, take a look at the details.

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher

Air Force Photo/Rachel Boettcher